(  *  &.  –  THE KISSING BOOTH SENTENCE STARTERS.

‘  don’t invite any jackasses.  ’
‘  ninth grade skirt in an eleventh grade body… perfect.  ’
‘  my pants ripped. this is literally all i had.  ’
‘  these are my back-up back-ups!  ’
‘  seriously though, cover up. like, i’m trying to drive here.  ’
‘  how about i relax your face?  ’
‘  i did not think that through.  ’
‘  any excuse for a fight, right?  ’
‘  i don’t start fights, okay? i only finish them.  ’
‘  no one should treat a girl like that, especially if that girl is you.  ’
‘  never great to hear your childhood crush say it’s super gross in your pants.  ’
‘  seriously?! you wanna go down that road?!  ’
‘  i just played out the whole sexist conversation in my head and it always ended with me sounding like a dick.  ’
‘  that skirt is ridiculous.  ’
‘  i am upset. dude touched my lady-bump.  ’
‘  did she say anything about me?  ’
‘  did you tell her about my cute dimples?  ’
‘  i can’t believe you actually gave him your number.  ’
‘  i think i’m gonna go out with him… unless you think i shouldn’t.  ’
‘  my heart is beating so fast.  ’
‘  you can be so sweet when you want to be.  ’
‘  is my butt too big?  ’
‘  you’re way too good for him.  ’
‘  i heard he’s got three nipples.  ’
‘  are you kidding me? i live for this shit.  ’
‘  i’m sorry i stood you up. i really did want to go out with you.  ’
‘  he told me that it wouldn’t be smart if i showed up for our date tonight.  ’
‘  he’s been going around asking all of the guys not to ask you out for awhile now.  ’
‘  no boobs are worth a broken nose.  ’
‘  my boobs are fantastic. some would say breath-taking!  ’
‘  you still got a lot to learn, kiddo.  ’
‘  if you were here, i’d beat you with my shoe.  ’
‘  it is not your job to monitor my dating life, do you understand me?  ’
‘  your days of controlling my life are over!  ’
‘  i’m not gonna get on that thing like one of your make-out girls!  ’
‘  okay, so like 95% of them make out with me, but that is clearly not what’s happening here.  ’
‘  no, you won’t see me there because i told you not to come to the party!  ’
‘  better get used to disappointment!  ’
‘  sorry i ruined your make-out sesh.  ’
‘  she kind of tasted like cheetos anyway.  ’
‘  oh my god, that was savage!  ’
‘  you’ll love this! it tastes like pink!  ’
‘  between us, he basically does whatever i tell him.  ’
‘  are you– are you a girl princess or a boy princess?  ’
‘  you were about to strip on the pool table in front of a bunch of guys and then go skinny dipping.  ’
‘  i carried you out before too much of your clothes came off.  ’
‘  oh, and you threw up on your dress.  ’
‘  i’m assuming this means you saw me in my underwear.  ’
‘  i said stop wiggling!  ’
‘  aren’t you forgetting something?  ’
‘  just get out, dork.  ’
‘  never let me drink again.  ’
‘  put your shirt on and get out.  ’
‘  i told you to stop telling me what to do.  ’
‘  i know we don’t really see eye-to-eye on things, but i’m desperate.  ’
‘  wow, the independent (name here) who doesn’t want to be told what to do by anyone is begging somebody else for help?  ’
‘  it is what it is.  ’
‘  i just thought that it’d be nice for you to do something for people who care about you.  ’
‘  everyone just saw that, didn’t they?  ’
‘  oh my god, kill em now.  ’
‘  oh, come on. relax. it was just a kiss.  ’
‘  was it? was it just a kiss?  ’
‘  if you can’t tell your best friend about something you’re doing, you probably shouldn’t be doing it.  ’
‘  i cannot just be another one of your conquests.  ’
‘  is that what you think of me?  ’
‘  you are the only girl who doesn’t fall at me feet and it’s driving me crazy.  ’
‘  it’s one of the things that i like about you… you’re sweet, but you’re not afraid to call me out on things.  ’
‘  i don’t know what any of this means.  ’
‘  did that clear anything up?  ’
‘  i’m still mad at you, but i am cold as shit!  ’
‘  and you are taking me home. now!  ’
‘  you know, i meant what i said.  ’
‘  i’m crazy about you.  ’
‘  you’re cute when you’re bossy. you’re really, really cute.  ’
‘  you’re cute when you’re bossy.  ’
‘  you’re really, really cute.  ’
‘  it’s not like anyone’s going to think i have a girlfriend or anything.  ’
‘  oh yeah, god forbid anyone actually thinks you’re in a relationship.  ’
‘  i was watching porn.  ’
‘  we’re all fucked up in one way or another.  ’
‘  you think i can change?  ’
‘  i don’t think there’s much you can’t do.  ’
‘  is there something going on between you two?  ’
‘  you were never meant to find out this way.  ’
‘  you’re trying to tell me that you two have not slept together?  ’
‘  so you really have just been fucking my brother and lying to me.  ’
‘  this is bullshit.  ’
‘  you’re acting like a hurt, little bitch.  ’
‘  please don’t leave like this.  ’
‘  the only thing i had that he didn’t was you… and now he has that too.  ’
‘  you cannot pin this all on me.  ’
‘  just leave me alone.  ’
‘  no matter how mad you are at your best friend, you have to forgive them if you give them ice cream.  ’
‘  i wanted to apologize. about everything. i shouldn’t have let it happen. it was all my fault.  ’
‘  i’m not sorry that it did happen or the way i feel about you.  ’
‘  because i love you.  ’
‘  i can’t keep hurting people that i care about because of you.  ’
‘  nobody wants us to be together.  ’
‘  what do you want?  ’
‘  i love you and i always, always want to be close to you.  ’
‘  being my best friend doesn’t give you the right to tell me who i can love.  ’
‘  i’m saying that i love you and i want you.  ’
‘  i’m sorry if that hurts you and i’m so sorry that i lied to you before.  ’
‘  i’d be lying to you again if i didn’t tell you that i love him with every bit of my heart.  ’
‘  if you just can’t accept that then maybe you can’t be a part of my life.  ’
‘  i was going to leave, but i decided i had to see you one last time before i went.  ’
‘  thanks for staying a little longer.  ’
‘  i want to know what it was that you had to tell me.  ’
‘  i’m saying i love you.  ’
‘  that is way too cheesy and romantic. even for me.  ’
‘  you wear superman boxers?  ’
‘  look! you’re blushing. how cute!  ’
‘  i save you and now you’re trying to blackmail me?  ’
‘  sounds so tawdry when you put it that way, but yes.  ’
‘  i think she might even let me play with her boobies later.  ’
‘  you’re picking boobies over my awesomeness?  ’
‘  boobies. my answer is always gonna be boobies.  ’