in other news, my dad says that mike looks like a preying mantis, he has a hard time picturing el as a girl bc of how androgynous she is (and that when she’s ‘eleanor’ she just looks like a boy in a wig and dress), that nancy is cute but her ears are too big and that she “needs to eat a sandwich”, and that joyce looks rough and that he can’t stop picturing w.inona as anything but her role in b.eetlej.uice and i wanna die.